I do not know who wrote this but the analogy is so true to many of our lives. Anyone who has called a service line for help with a computer can relate to these 'problems' and 'options'!
RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype unit's code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been identified as "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as